Acme inc recently appointed a new chief executive, and he got off to a flying start.
With the wind in his sails he ripped it up with some a stunning opening results, but the dynamic subsequently shifted.
And, now It seems that he can only work around 25% of the time (1).
On joining he brought in his own team of administrators and executives at an additional onerous financial cost to the business and while they continue to beaver away they are non-productive overheads. (2)
Well, surely you’ll be firing him shortly if he can only work 25% of the time. What’s his problem?
Well, occasionally on the days when he doesn’t want to work we can reach him on what’s app or the phone and he’s able to deliver some stunning insights, (3) but that’s rare as we don’t know where he is most of the time.
What’s the board going to do about this?
Well as we have a lot of Government cash to support the business (4), and his appointment was the result of pressure from many virtue-signalling directors in the thrall of activists (5), we’re having to default to an uneconomic work-around.
Well, what’s that all about?
So the previous chief executive, who was excellent at his job, but had fallen out with the board over his stance on certain issues has been re-employed to takeover the running of the business when the ‘newby’ goes missing (6)
So, effectively we have now have two management and sales structures, one which works only 25% of the time and the other for the rest.
Surely that cannot last and the company will surely go bust?
Our customers are not happy. The prices for our life-saving medications keep rising to accommodate these additional overheads.
We are becoming too expensive and we risk failing the very people we are meant to serve. Unless we change course our customers will face serious hardship.
However we’ve been guaranteed taxpayers cash for the foreseeable, but if the next Government (7) scraps these subsidies we’re done for.
ENDS
1 In the UK wind works about 40% of the time and solar 10%
2 Wholesale energy costs are about one-third of our bills the rest are network costs, operating costs, policy and environmental levies
3. Battery storage
4 Renewable subsidies
5 UN Climate Change reports
6. Gas-fired power
7 Reform UK

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